MEET THE PUNKY TAILS

Follow along with the adventures of a scrappy little band of animal misfits named the "Punky Tails!" This rebellious crew is full of sass, but pure of heart.

  • MADELINE "MAD" MARSHMALLOW

    Mad likes to break things just to feel alive. She loves watching old classic cartoons. She wants to rule the world with an iron fist, but she's too cute for anyone to take her seriously, which just makes her madder.

  • RASPBERRY RUCKUS

    Raspberry sings like an angel, and fills the neighborhood with lovely songs, even though he's always super cranky. He decorated the inside of his house with lots of bold florals. He also secretly has crushes on everyone.

  • BLUEBEARRY

    Bluebearry has anxiety, so he prefers to stay home and read books. He especially likes murder mysteries. He enjoys baking bread and making soup. He also loves to collect pretty vintage quilts and tiny little trinkets.

  • FREDDY CHAINSAW

    Freddy has been saving up to buy a black Trans Am since 1984. He made a cameo appearance in the cult classic movie "Heavy Metal Parking Lot." He loves to take hot bubble baths.

  • SAMMY SWITCHBLADE

    Sammy was adopted by a swan when he was little, so he has a feisty swan attitude. He loves to binge Y2K-era teen dramas. He's learning how to sew because he wants to be a fashion designer when he grows up.

  • PICKLES

    Pickles thinks rickrolling people is still the greatest prank of all time. He has all the "America's Funniest Home Videos" on VHS tapes. He was voted class clown in his high school yearbook.

  • NORMAN NIGHTSHADE

    Norman thinks bats are badass, so he had plastic surgery to change his wings. He loves both Norwegian death metal and yacht rock. He's a vegan, but isn't annoying about it.

  • CHEDDAR SHREDDER

    Cheddar is always the first one in the mosh pit, and the last one to leave. When he's not moshing, he's skateboarding at the park. Despite his name, he's actually lactose intolerant.

  • SPRINKLES

    Sprinkles thinks that glitter and sparkles are punk af. She still lives at home, and loves it when her mom bakes her cookies. She talks a lot of a smack, but she's really a lover not a fighter.

  • RANDY

    Randy is a loner and a misanthrope. Kids are scared of him because they think he wants to eat their brains, but all he eats is garbage. If you leave leftover pizza crusts out for Randy, he will grant you three wishes.

  • SORBETTO STILETTO

    Sorbetto terrorizes the neighborhood with whimsical shenanigans. He'll take treats from your hand, but acts tough to not ruin his street cred. He's actually a white squirrel, but dyes his fur pink because it's his favorite color.

  • JELLYBEAN

    Jellybean is kind of a jerk, but she's still the most popular girl in her clique. She always has her nails done in a perfect cherry red manicure. She wears black on the outside, because black is how she feels on the inside.

  • JASPER JAWBREAKER

    Jasper got his nickname because he's addicted to candy, especially the old fashioned hard granny candies. He gets his kicks by jumping and splashing in puddles, and playing Ding-Dong-Ditch with his neighbors.

  • TOODLES

    Toodles spends every Friday night at the roller rink, and knows all kinds of cool rollerskating tricks. He has no time for bad vibes. He enjoys keeping his house tidy, and growing his own veggies in his garden.

  • DAISY KNUCKLES

    Daisy writes her own zine with an old typewriter that her grandfather gave her. She lives in the forest, but dreams about moving to New York City. She loves to collect and listen to vinyl records.

  • ZAPPER

    Zapper is a photographer. She likes to take pictures of dilapidated abandoned buildings, using old cameras and real film. If anyone tells her "They're grrrrrreat!" one more time, she's gonna punch them in the nose.

  • MAYHEM & MISCHIEF

    Mayhem and Mischief are a couple of inseparable bestie scamps. They never tire of spilling the tea and spreading salacious gossip. They're currently looking for funding to start their own podcast.

  • HATCHET

    Hatchet is Daisy Knuckles' little brother. He always gets into trouble as a way to get attention. He attached taps to his hooves so that he can make a lot of noise wherever he goes.

  • PUNKIN & SPICY

    Punkin and Spicy met at diner at 2am after the punk show. They enjoy partaking in deliberate acts of chaotic kindness. They sleep in a big bed full of a zillion fancy throw pillows, stuffed animals, and warm, cozy blankets.

  • FRANK

    Frank has been there, done that. He's been getting piercings since before you were born. He'll recite the same 'back in my day' story a million times, but he still makes you laugh anyway. His biggest claim to fame is that Jello Biafra called him a "weirdo" once.

  • RUDE JUDY

    People think all ladybugs are good luck, but when Judy crosses your path it's a bad omen. If Judy was a tarot card, she'd be The Tower. She never takes off her pink patent leather Doc Martens, even when she sleeps.
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